I watched the Academy Awards Sunday night for like 20 minutes. The first unbearable ass I saw was the emasculated Bill Maher who complained and whimpered as if everyone were interested on his whining.

He reminded everyone to watch out for his religion movie in 2008, then he went down from there. He might not be aware that his movie was a flop and that not even his fellows in the Industry bothered to watch his show, One, because they don't like him, Two, they don't want to be on Maher's show, and Three, they don't want to give him money. And Maher was so stupid for not knowing this distinction.

Then Harvey came a few minutes later. I mean the Harvey from the new millenium not Jimmy Stewart's Harvey. It's Harvey Milk, the councilman of the gay city San Francisco, played by the one and only Sean Penn who is a friend to Hugo Chavez, Castro and every other nutjob liberal in existence.

Penn stepped up to the microphone, and said, Hello, all you communist, homo loving... Now actually...that was funny, certainly funnier than anything I heard in my limited viewing. Penn might not know what he's talking about, but he isn't shy.

What's really strange was that, his beautiful wife who was also an accomplished actress and a member of the Academy, who was just sitting right up front, and it seemed that Penn didn't see her and he forgot to thank her in his acceptance speech. She tried to conceal her feelings on the insult she got from Penn.

Just in his few minutes of his speech, it has already told us more about him than all his combined gibber on politics. Yes, he is a talented actor, but he also is a greedy and self centered twerp who doesn't prioritize what's important at the appropriate time.

I'm certain that the wife told him privately what he could do with that golden statue award.

In case she will be needing something stronger or harder like some pepper spray, a stun gun or a steel baton, I'd be happy to assist her.