Teabagging Cooper to Replace Perky Katie?
I can understand CBS' desire to dump pretty, perky Katie Couric as its top news anchor since Katie's only claim to fame is hatcheting Sarah Palin during the last presidential campaign.
Well, that and having an on-air colonoscopy that made Ms. Katie's rep. Well, that and being one of the cuter cougars on the prowl for young, male stuff.
The wonderment is why CBS is looking at, (in police jargon), CNN's Anderson Cooper to fill Couric's tiny shoes: [http://bit.ly/9yDg9x]
Is the swisher Cooper the next step in CBS' death wish, a temporary gay stopgap in the network's race to the Nielsen basement? If so, CBS has made an awesome pick.
Not exactly the folksy model of Everyman, the son of Gloria Vanderbilt Anderson Cooper lacks the common touch preferred by networks for their anchors. A regular on "60 Minutes," he does have the anchor gravitas and 7 years experience on "Anderson Cooper 360."
He also has to be the nation's most renouned known, closeted homosexual. See "Teabagging Anderson Cooper Outed?" http://bit.ly/9olgp2
Aside from his transparently gay demeanor, Andy presents a stiff and unlikable presence on-air. The unmarried, grey-haired 42 year old tipped his grey, gay hand last summer when he let slip a comment on the Tea Party rallies and demonstrations.
In fact, Andy may have coined the absurd link between Tea Party anti-tax rallies and "teabagging," an esoteric term formerly known mostly to active homosexuals and referring to the gay practice of sucking the scrotum.
Cooper later apologized on air for his derisive reference, an apology that may have been accepted by CNN, and rejected as unnecessary by the gay community, but it was too late after that slip of the lip for Andy to continue residing in the closet.
Nevertheless, Andy could just be the next person to greet the dozen or so viewers who still watch CBS News at 6:30 P.M. EST-after the CBS suits figure a way to demote Katie without making it look like a demotion.
Maybe they could pair her up with Ashton Kutcher for some specials. Or is Ashton too old at 32?
Well, that and having an on-air colonoscopy that made Ms. Katie's rep. Well, that and being one of the cuter cougars on the prowl for young, male stuff.
The wonderment is why CBS is looking at, (in police jargon), CNN's Anderson Cooper to fill Couric's tiny shoes: [http://bit.ly/9yDg9x]
Is the swisher Cooper the next step in CBS' death wish, a temporary gay stopgap in the network's race to the Nielsen basement? If so, CBS has made an awesome pick.
Not exactly the folksy model of Everyman, the son of Gloria Vanderbilt Anderson Cooper lacks the common touch preferred by networks for their anchors. A regular on "60 Minutes," he does have the anchor gravitas and 7 years experience on "Anderson Cooper 360."
He also has to be the nation's most renouned known, closeted homosexual. See "Teabagging Anderson Cooper Outed?" http://bit.ly/9olgp2
Aside from his transparently gay demeanor, Andy presents a stiff and unlikable presence on-air. The unmarried, grey-haired 42 year old tipped his grey, gay hand last summer when he let slip a comment on the Tea Party rallies and demonstrations.
In fact, Andy may have coined the absurd link between Tea Party anti-tax rallies and "teabagging," an esoteric term formerly known mostly to active homosexuals and referring to the gay practice of sucking the scrotum.
Cooper later apologized on air for his derisive reference, an apology that may have been accepted by CNN, and rejected as unnecessary by the gay community, but it was too late after that slip of the lip for Andy to continue residing in the closet.
Nevertheless, Andy could just be the next person to greet the dozen or so viewers who still watch CBS News at 6:30 P.M. EST-after the CBS suits figure a way to demote Katie without making it look like a demotion.
Maybe they could pair her up with Ashton Kutcher for some specials. Or is Ashton too old at 32?
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