A few jiffies ago, I went skiing down Mount Sexual. The wind was asexual, but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm my shorts, nipple ribbon, and a bisexual lung ring on my nucleus. The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "megaball lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical megaball comes behind you and sleeps you up the mountain.

I went skiing with my womb sharer Mr. Wobblesdorthergerner, who had never been skiing before. Mr. Wobblesdorthergerner was so horny that the skis raved! At the top of the mountain, some misjudged man with a scaled navel warned us about desperate ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. Mr. Wobblesdorthergerner repeated to the bottom in about a little while like a feathered crocodile in a testicle-lacking scrotum, but I took my time. One beautiful sucker of the butthole almost ate me over because the dumb dick taster didn't see me.

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

apna qafila jub pyaar se chala
logon ka dil jala
yaaron ka dil mila
mohobbat ka yehi silsila (o-weyo)

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

Jurassic Park mein sundar se jorey
jazz music gaye milke
picasso ki painting mera peecha pakadke
texas mein nache mil ke

cowboy dekhe mujhe
playboy chayre mujhe
sex mere tan mein haye
mix mere mun mein haye

pop music jaisi laila
strawberry jaise ankhen
love story banjaane de
ki thore chardjaane de
hoton pey sab ke dil ka tarana hai

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila!

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

bandook ko taan kar goli chalane se
pyaar kabhi marta hai kya
machli pakar ne ka jaal bechaa ne se
amber ke tare pahste kya

bhookamp aaye to kyaa
bhumi phat jayee to kya
aasmaan jhuk ta nahin
pyaar kabhie rukta nahin
aao meri pyaare maina
pyaar ki do baatein karle
tera mera hoga sangam
jhoom jhoom nache gaye
khushiya humare saagar se leheraain

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila!

Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly voracious from the snow. We had a typical time, but next time I'm wearing more nipple ribbon.