So this friend of mine was dating a woman recently whom he found very sexy and very exciting...
but just felt that there was something amiss with her.
One day he called me and said "David, I think I have to break up with my new girl.
" When I asked him why, he told me about something that happened during a recent trip they took to a CVS store while running errands.
They went into the beauty aisle and he casually said to her that he would buy whatever she needed there.
She said "Thanks.
I want to keep looking good, 'cause I'll make a great trophy wife someday!" My friend didn't say a word in response.
Later that night while talking to me, though, he said "David, I'm done.
" Now I can totally understand this, because nothing will kill a man's erection faster than when a woman he's dating says 'I'll make a great trophy wife.
' When a woman says this, all a man hears is "For how much should I make out the check?" or "How many zeros should be at the end of the check?" Granted, some men want a trophy wife.
Even the ones who want them, though, do not want to hear the woman say it.
What a woman is basically saying when she says she wants to be a trophy wife is 'I'm beautiful, hot, and I have nothing going on in my head other than wanting to be someone's arm piece.
' If you want to kill every last bit of intimacy with a man, just tell him that you want to be his trophy wife.
Hell, if you want to break up with a man, just tell him that and he'll run immediately.
I was laughing so hard when my friend told me this story, because like my friend I am also a self-made entrepreneur who has worked long hours building up a business.
The last thing I want is a woman who basically wants me to give her an allowance and put her on the payroll.
Now, granted, there are a lot of gold-digging women out there.
So if you're a gold-digger, at least learn how to be a good one.
Be smart about it, and never tell a man that you don't want to work and just want to be a trophy wife.
The only trophy I'm proud of is my 2007 fantasy football trophy that sits in my office.
By the way, I won the last ten games of the season, a thousand dollars, and a whole year's worth of bragging rights.
Another trophy I am proud of is the swimming trophy I won when I was eleven.
I don't want a blond trophy with big boobs...
or a brunette one for that matter.
It's funny how women who are gold-diggers want men who are hardworking guys.
Some of us are just a little too clever for you though.
I am very anti-gold digger, I can smell one from a mile away.
I can say I've never been dug for gold.
Some of my clients, however, have been dug for gold many times.
So if you are a gold-digger and you want to be a trophy wife, can you at least be a little more clever about it the next time? I thought all of you would get a kick out of this blog today.
Now I'd like to ask all of you this question: What is the worst gold-digging story you ever heard? For any of you who are gold-diggers and want to stand up for yourself, I am waiting to hear why you deserve a life of luxury for doing nothing other than looking pretty.
By the way, if you are a guy who gets taken by a gold-digger, I have no sympathy for you at all.
None.
Zero.
You get exactly what you ask for in life.
If you want a hot woman and all that matters to you is looks, then you're basically asking for trouble.