The Best 4/20 Weed Jokes
•What do you call a person who remembers what they did at Woodstock?
A Liar.
•What do you call one bowl between three tokers?
Malnutrition.
•What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A pot hole!
•How do you know you are a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
•What is Reality?
An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.
•What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign?
The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green.
•How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb.
Screw it, we got lighters.
•How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?
I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
•How do you hide pot from a hippie?
Put it in his work boots.
•What is the difference between politicians and stoners?
Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.
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