Hey, it's me, Billy Blackjack with more stuff to write about.
Lots of guys are walking around feeling sorry for themselves.
I see it all the time.
They feel bad for themselves because they don't have a lovely Lady by their side.
After all, this is what all men want, well most of us do.
Some guys want other stuff.
Like my dad used to tell me, "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and quite feeling sorry for your ugly self!" I won't tell you this because it's not my place to speak to you like this.
But I will tell you it's worth hearing and thinking about.
A man makes his own future, that's the truth.
And we make it all by ourselves.
So stop feeling sorry for yourself if you don't have a Lady friend.
Do something about it.
I love the Ladies and they love me because I respect them.
I put their needs way above my own needs.
I'm not perfect, I'm just a man.
But when a man has a great Lady by his side, then he becomes a Great Man! Why do you think men call their lovely Wives, "My Better Half"? That's right, because Ladies are better than us; and the smart men know this.
If you want to get a chance to be with the finest of Ladies, you have to learn to respect them.
You have to be honest with them.
A lot of them don't like men who drink or smoke or use mouth tobacco, so stopping using this stuff.
Dress nice.
All Ladies think, "The clothes make the man.
" That's true but the man has to be worthy of his fancy clothes.
Polish up your manners, as well as your shoes.
Part of the prize for having a great Lady and treating her just right is access to her Honey Tunnel.
That's right.
I'm not embarrassed to say this because I respect everything about a Lady.
Everything.
I'm just shooting you some straight information.
I'm not going to be a bushwacker beating around the bushes.
This is a little embarrassing to say, but I will say it: The Ladies kind of like a man who is rotund down in the cellar.
You know, your little companion down there will be better appreciated if he's not so little.
And being fat is what it's all about.
My experience has shown me that the Ladies appreciate Fat Man more than Little Boy.
I'll tell you why: Women are just like men.
They have needs and desires.
Some of those needs and desires are that they have a keen interest in being sexually satisfied.
There, I said it.
Don't shoot me.
Now, back to the sexual education classes we had in high school.
What did we all learn about sex and stuff? First they told us, during Part One, that a man and woman need to kiss and touch each other (all over).
This is the foreplay.
This makes the man's probe erect and the honey tunnel flowing with honey.
Without this foreplay, a man cannot get admission to the tunnel.
Oral sex is also a fun and interesting segment of Part One and something you should be doing anyway.
Part Two is when a man and women unite themselves together and have real sex.
The preparation that took place in Part One makes this possible.
Part Three is when she gets pregnant and her dad comes after you with his shotgun (you're on your own with that one).
But, most of us missed the important bits between Part One and Part Two.
That's because we were embarrassed about it all or we weren't paying attention.
If we had paid attention that day, we would have learned what sexually satisfies a woman during Part Two.
Lot's of things satisfy her.
Especially if she trusts you and you take care of yourself.
If you respect her, this will make her feel even better.
Take your time.
Find out what she wants from you.
All this is important stuff, so don't just gloss over it.
But here's what me missed in class: How does she experience the most pleasure during real sex? This is when we really should have been paying attention.
Anyway, here it is for you: This is when your probe enters her tunnel.
He goes inside and looks around, then he comes back out, then he goes back in for another look-see.
What happens when we can't make up our mind about being inside or outside, this pulls on the folds of the inner part of this entrance.
These folds are on either side of her entrance, and are just like two gates opened up to let you into heaven.
But when you go in and out like this, it pulls these gates inward and outward.
Now, if you look at the architecture of these gates, you will see that the connect up at the top.
Yes, these gates are sort of glued together.
Well, not really glued, but they are really the same gate, and they are connected up top.
When your probe goes in and out, it pulls on these gates.
It pulls them in and it pulls them out.
Where they are connected at the top, you will see a little hood.
Like what Little Red Riding Hood has on her head.
Under this head is the magic button.
When the gates get pulled in and out, it pulls this hood up and down, like if you are riding a horse.
This hood lightly presses this magic button.
This magic button is just like the tip of your penis.
It is sensitive and it likes to be treated very nicely.
This is where you and her feel the most pleasure! That's how to press her magic button! But, now, what was that talk earlier about Fat Man? See, here's the deal: The fatter your probe is, the more likely it will be able to swing these gates back and forth during sex.
In fact, and you probably won't believe me, having a fat probe is more important than having a long probe! Yes, this is the truth.
Most probes are plenty long, as your Lady doesn't have a very long tunnel to start with.
It can stretch here and there, but mostly the cervix gets in the way (this is at the end of her tunnel).
This is why being fat is better than being long.
It's impressive, sure it is, to have a long probe in your toolbox, but to really please the Ladies, a rotund probe is the best tool you could possibly have at your disposal.
Now, when word gets out about your Chubby Checker, you will be the talk of the town.
In secret, of course.
Then you will get plenty of invitations from the Ladies.
It's that simple.
What happens if you don't have your own Fat Man? Then you need to work on getting him plumped up.
This is not such a difficult accomplishment, if you know how.
The best way that I am aware of is through "milking" techniques.
This is where you milk your probe like you are milking a cow.
This forces more blood into your penis and makes it bigger because it learns how to hold more blood.
The force of you milking this blood into your probe is what convinces your probe to get bigger.
The body knows that more blood than normal is being forced into the penis, so what happens? The tissues of your probe expand to accept the extra amount of blood you are forcing into it.
The body knows what to do, all you have to do is the exercises needed to accomplish this task.
There are many variations of this technique.
You can find such information on the Internet or you can order a book on the subject.
Take it slow at first, please, and let your penis get used to this extra blood and pressure.
Then when your body is more comfortable with these changes, then you can be more aggressive in your milking.
That's the key to getting all the invitations you want.
And who says that Fat Men aren't attractive and sexy? Billy "Blackjack" Carson A good book with the info you need from basic milking to advanced milking is Iron Man Penis.
Check it out and tell Igor I sent you!