How to Take Over The World (Super Villian Style)
- 1). Choose an evil name. Bob Johnson will not cut it in this day and age. Try something like The Viper, Count Carnage or something else sinister and or painful.
- 2). Choose your attire. As a supervillian you should probably wear black. Red and green are also acceptable, but you should probably limit yourself in color. Note: Green and red are not acceptable when worn together unless you are attempting to steal Christmas
- 3). Create an evil plan (i.e. use laser to explode moon). Broadcast your plan loudly so a superhero will learn of it. While he contemplates, build your torture chamber.
- 4). Battle your new nemesis. Once he is defeated, throw him in your pit/dungeon etc. Tell the world that you will only release their beloved hero if they agree to your demands (you are made supreme over lord etc.)
- 5). If they do not obey, go through with your evil plan. If they agree, go through with your evil plan anyway and then rule over the cowering mere mortals.
- 6). Rule with an iron fist of doom.
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